All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
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yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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