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9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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