You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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