The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
do herpes really smell.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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