ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
3pm strippers are depressing
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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