No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
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Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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