why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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