Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Randomize
