ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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