Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
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Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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