in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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