haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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