Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Someone shit on the floor
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
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so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
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FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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