I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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