How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
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I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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