Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
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Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
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Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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