i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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