Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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