So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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