P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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