Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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