THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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