WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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