the new term for farting is butt boxing.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
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I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
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I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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