He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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