I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
