I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
