glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
