I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
