Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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