Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I have fence marks all over my body
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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