Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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