The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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