D3 body, D1 cock
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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