Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
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Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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