i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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