yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
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My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
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for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee