You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
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Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...