My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
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Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
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High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR