She said her name was "party"
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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