did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
These 25 People Are Obsessed With Pizza
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
16 Sexual Experiences EVERYONE Should Have At Least Once
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Send help, water and tortillas.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!