I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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