Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
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Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
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What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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