it wasn't lemon gatorade
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
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I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
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I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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