i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
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It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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