YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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