is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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