...so i touched it.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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