seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Send help, water and tortillas.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Randomize
