Got a toothbrush?
this just has baby written all over it
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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