i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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