I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
where am i from again
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
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Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
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I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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