i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
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his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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