so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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