I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
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He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
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