Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
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im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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