I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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